Husby Funnies

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Some funny exchanges with the man who keeps me young. :)

Husby, upon seeing tubs of red/orange liquid in the freezer.
Husby: “Jello!!!!!!!”
Wifey: “Er… no Husby, that’s fat-burning soup.”
Husby: (closes the freezer door quickly) “Yuck!!”

*****

We come home so tired from a work day that we just end up plopping on the bed and sleeping straight away. I wanted to change that a little bit.
W: “Before we sleep, can you tell me a story?”
H: “Okay!”
W: “You promise?”
H: “I promise.”
(after 10 minutes)
W: “Do you remember your promise?”
H: “Ha?”
W: “What was your promise?”
H: (looks blankly at me, then smiles) “To love you!”
W: (starts laughing)
H: (raises his eyebrows like he remembered something) “Ah, to tell you a story!”
W: “Thanks but the first was good too.”

*****

After every phone call we make, we always make a point to say “I love you” to each other. In our haste one time, we forgot to say it before ending the call. I called him up.
W: “You forgot something.”
H: “Wha-?”
W: “You forgot something…”
H: (silence… then sweetly says…) “Happy Anniversary!!”

Hahahaha! And no, it wasn’t our anniversary. 😀 This is just the tip of the iceberg of the many ways he makes me laugh. :)

Hi! I'm Toni Tiu, and I've been blogging at at Wifely Steps since 2003. This started as a blog to help newly weds adjust to married life. It has evolved into a home and parenting blog. I write about things close to my heart -- good eats, good reads, family, marriage, and the little things that make everyday happy.

27 Comments on Husby Funnies

  1. cindz
    September 29, 2008 at 1:06 pm (16 years ago)

    hahaha! those exchanges sound really sweet..with just simple conversations and sweet nothings, our loved ones never fail to make us smile or giggle or holler with laughter :)

    cindzs last blog post..stay or go?

    Exactly. :)

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  2. Frances
    September 29, 2008 at 1:16 pm (16 years ago)

    Hahahaha! :) you guys are so cute!

    Francess last blog post..Back Again

    😛 Thank you!

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  3. Frances
    September 29, 2008 at 1:17 pm (16 years ago)

    Hahahaha! :) you guys are so cute!

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  4. blue rose
    September 29, 2008 at 1:43 pm (16 years ago)

    hahaha. sweet and funny conversations.

    blue roses last blog post..sayang na pagkakataon

    Yes, they make my days brighter.

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  5. sheng
    September 29, 2008 at 1:50 pm (16 years ago)

    Hubby and I don’t end the phone conversations without saying I love you’s too…And yes Toni, that’s one way of making you feel younger than you are. Sweet!

    shengs last blog post..For me, for me! Yay, It was for me!

    Sana lang makinig ang mga wrinkles na wag muna mag-appear. Haha!

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  6. Mrs. G
    September 29, 2008 at 2:34 pm (16 years ago)

    I’m so used to saying “I love you” before my husband and I put down the phone that there are times I automatically say it to my friends.

    Same level of embarrassment as calling your teacher “Mom” during recitation.

    Mrs. Gs last blog post..Wardrobe Inventory: Tops

    That’s funny!!! 😀

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  7. witsandnuts
    September 29, 2008 at 2:35 pm (16 years ago)

    Aaaw, ang sweet, Toni! Especially “the promise” part. =)

    witsandnutss last blog post..Meet Emma

    Yeah that’s my favorite too. :)

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  9. odette
    September 29, 2008 at 3:59 pm (16 years ago)

    lol, you had me cracking up!!!
    that is so funny, because i hear myself all too well in you. i always tell kj oooppss, you forgot something, and he would give me a quizzed look and say, it’s not yet our anniversary, right?! hehehe

    odettes last blog post..of men and of bicycles

    I have H to thank for making this post possible. Hahaha.
    Funny exchange with your KJ too!

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  10. pao
    September 29, 2008 at 4:00 pm (16 years ago)

    hahaha, you guys are adorable. :)

    paos last blog post..What? Climb that?!

    Thank you Pao!

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  12. Jeanny
    September 29, 2008 at 5:36 pm (16 years ago)

    awwww…how sweet :)

    Do you ever fight…hahahah!!!

    Jeannys last blog post..Plans for the weekend!

    Haha Jeanny, yes we do. Over the littlest things and the biggest things. :)

    Reply
  13. Rach (Heart of Rachel)
    September 29, 2008 at 6:26 pm (16 years ago)

    That’s so cute! A nice sense of humor adds spice to a relationship.

    Definitely.

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  14. kreez
    September 29, 2008 at 7:40 pm (16 years ago)

    that is so sweet and very funny! haha. Our hubbies sometime serve as comic relief to a stressful day! :-)

    kreezs last blog post..My favorite breakfast in Athens

    Yes! Buti nalang. I love that he makes me laugh.

    Reply
  15. brissiemum2
    September 29, 2008 at 8:18 pm (16 years ago)

    Baaahaaaa! How sweet! Certainly better than ‘What’s for dinner?’ which is all I can think of my DH saying atm! 😉

    brissiemum2s last blog post..A Whole Lotta Love!

    Hahahaha!! :)

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  16. Mimi
    September 29, 2008 at 10:47 pm (16 years ago)

    you guys are so sweet! I think you gave me cavities!

    Mimis last blog post..Sexless Insects

    Awww 😀

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  17. Junnie
    September 30, 2008 at 12:31 am (16 years ago)

    Yuckkk! no not on your sweetness but in the red things you freeze as fat burning soup 😛

    But really the sweetness should never go…it may even be strengthened by humor, surprises and being forgetful too!

    Hahaha! 😛 It DID look like jello actually.

    I’m sure you have tons of experiences like this. :) Makulit ka eh!

    Reply
  18. J.
    September 30, 2008 at 5:38 am (16 years ago)

    I now have strange visions of exactly how this fat-burning soup looks like, stored in the fridge! :)

    J.s last blog post..Bits N’ Bobs By Post

    It really does look like jello. 😛

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  20. ibyang
    September 30, 2008 at 8:39 am (16 years ago)

    it’s good we end up with loving and funny husbands no? *wink*
    :)

    ibyangs last blog post..Love Your Job

    Yes, we are fortunate. :)

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  22. delish
    September 30, 2008 at 3:18 pm (16 years ago)

    what’s actually really funny is that it seems a universal thing… tell a man he forgot something and immediately he’d think it’s your anniversary 😀 so maybe they really do forget… and they really do take extra measures to remember 😀

    delishs last blog post..Toys for Babies

    😀

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  23. Eper
    October 1, 2008 at 9:11 am (16 years ago)

    How sweet :) We’re the same Toni, I feel my husband is the funniest man on earth! But the reality is, I think I’m the only one who appreciates his humor 😛

    Epers last blog post..The Week That Was – Week # 13

    Then you’re MFEO (made for each other). 😛

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  24. glenville
    October 1, 2008 at 12:09 pm (16 years ago)

    hahahaha!

    Nadadagdagan pa ang listahan. Abangan. Hahaha!

    Reply
  25. macy
    October 2, 2008 at 11:59 am (16 years ago)

    awwww….

    so sweet and cute!

    macys last blog post..1st of October

    😛 Thanks.

    Reply
  27. Minister Mamie L. Pack
    October 14, 2008 at 7:53 pm (16 years ago)

    Oh, these are too cute. It is those simple little things that our husbands do that keep the marriage interesting. My husband keeps me laughing all the time. What a joy Godly husbands can be.

    Yey for us! :)

    Reply

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