The Compromise

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Scene 1, 1 month ago

Setting: A small condo unit. Living room. A couple is sitting on a couch, staring at the blank white wall across them. Below the white blank space they’re staring into, a TV sits.

Husband: What poster would you like to put there?

Wife: I think a painting would be nice.

H: Starry Nights by Van Gogh?

W: Nah, it’s something I’d choose for the bedroom, not the living room.

H: Hmmm. I know! Can I hang a framed poster of Hellboy?

W: No. He scares me.

H: What about Daredevil?

W: No! I don’t like Ben Affleck.

H: Spiderman?

W: No.

H: The Hulk!

W: He’s creepy and the movie sucked. No.

H: What do you like?

W: They say you should put a picture of something positive in the living room. Something you’ve been dreaming of and stuff. What about a picture of Italy?

H: (stares blankly at W)

W: A house in the countryside?

H: (shakes his head)

W: At this rate, we won’t have a painting up there. What if we have our Ninong paint us something?

H: That’d take him forever.

W: You’re right. This blank space can’t wait forever.

H: Why don’t we go shopping? There are some posters at Fully Booked.

W: Okay!

Scene 2, Later in the Day

Setting: Poster section of O, the record store at Power Plant. Husband and Wife are sorting through the posters on opposite ends of the poster rack.

H: The Simpsons?

W: No. Oh wow Justin Timberlake!!!

H: (stares at W)

W: I was kidding!

H: The Matrix!

W: Too dark.

H: Aww this is cute. Daisy and Donald watching the sunset.

W: That’s soooo cute!!!

H: Maybe some other time.

W: Yeah maybe.

H: (sorts some more and stops at one poster) Found it.

W: (goes over to H’s side) Woah! You sure this is okay with you?

H: You love this, don’t you? And you like him?

W: Well yeah, but what about you?

H: We’re both fans of the show. And it’s not like you don’t like the lead actor.

W: Are you serious? (squealing)

H: I’ll have this framed in a couple of days. You like this?

W: Yes!

Scene 3, 1 month after. Well, last night.

Setting: A small condo unit. Living room. Wife is sitting on a couch, staring at the poster across her, then looks back down at the TV. She is watching Star World. She glances back at the poster.

W: (looks at the poster) Ang gwapo mo!!! You’re so cute!!! (looks at the TV) Hayyy ang gwapo! (gets her phone and sends a text message to H) Hi hon. 1st episode ng Smallville tonight sa Star World. I’m watching it again.

The “compromise:”

I love you Tom Welling!

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