Last week, the household help at my parents’ place had a day off work. Patti, my younger sister, was the designated cook. So here’s the story… Patti’s cooking pancakes in the kitchen.
Maxine, my 8-yo-cousin (shouting from the dining room): Ate Patti nasaan na yun pancakes? (Where are my pancakes?)
Patti (flipping pancakes in the kitchen): Wait lang!
Maxine (already hungry): Asan na yun pancakes? (Where are the pancakes?)
Patti: Wait lang Maxine!
Maxine: FASTER, SLUT!!!
Patti freezes, dumbfounded. Mama and Jennie also stop what they’re doing in surprise.
Patti: Maxine, what did you say?!?!?!
Maxine looks at the floor.
Patti: Maxine, do you know what slut means?!?!?!?!!?
Maxine keeps her chin down, quiet. Patti tries to control her anger, but tries to control her laughter at the same time.
Patti: A slut is a prostitute! (Patti rambles on what slut means)
Maxine looks up and defiantly shouts:Hindi no! Ang ibig sabihin non animal na mabagal!!! (Of course not! It means it’s a slow animal!)
Patti is quiet, then bursts out laughing.
Patti: “Maxine, sloth yun! Hindi slut! Wala ka namang H eh.” (“Maxine, that’s a sloth. Not slut! You didn’t have an H.”)
Giggles burst all over the room from the girls.
Hi! I'm Toni Tiu,
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