Posts Tagged ‘marriage humor’

You know me so well

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Husband: “What do you want for breakfast?” Me: “I’m good; no need.” Husband: “No, you need to eat.” (heads towards McD’s drive-thru) Me: “I’ll have a Sausage McMuffin.” Husband: “Pfft. You need rice.” Me: “I won’t be able to finish it!!!” Husband: “Let’s get you the longganisa meal.” Me: “No I don’t like longganisa today.” […] Read more…