Listerine for your hair?

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It helps prevent dandruff, this site said. And so I tried it.

I was about to reach for my regular shampoo brand (let’s call it Brand X, in the tradition of TV commercial lingo), when I remembered this tidbit I had learned during my net surfing yesterday. Hmmm. I reached for the bottle of Listerine and did my thing with a cap full of that mouthwash.

It was cool on the scalp. Of course, there wasn’t any lather. It rinsed out quite quickly.

And so. My hair is scent-less today. My scalp is kinda itchy. I feel like I’m going to have dandruff instead of preventing my scalp from flaking. Argh! I’m having a bad hair day. My hair has a life of its own! No amount of Cream Silk Leave-on Conditioner can tame it.

I therefore conclude that Listerine is best for your mouth. And now I’m off to Propaganda to have my hair brought back to life.

On the side, did you know that Listerine was originally a foot bath? Maybe I should try that out.

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