Upon coming home from work late at night, I scoop up 3-year-old Timmy and bring him to the bedroom for a round of play. Me: “Hello Timmy!!!!! I missed you so much! Where’s your Mommy?!” Timmy: “Offs.” (Office) Me: “What?! I’m here na! Where’s your Mommy?” Timmy: “Hom.” (Home) (Guess I’ve been coming home too […] Read more…